As Heard on TV
Every Wednesday, I’m going to try to slip a word or phrase into the live Attack of the Show that YOU GUYS give me. When the forums are up and running, there will be a thread to post sentences or phrases for me to pick from. But, until then, just post in Comments here.
I’ll pick one before show and then post a blog right before show letting you guys know what I’ve picked so you can look for it on the live show.
Note: Please no shoutouts. Shoutouts go HERE.
So, start giving me some ideas! YAY super fun time.
Feb 4, 2009 |
My toes are singing.
or
Somebody had curry chicken.
or “Mama says these are my magic shoes”, all Forrest Gump like.
Say you challenge Drago Magnifico to a championship match. I dare you. You will not win.
“Damn nature, you scary!!”
you so crazy kevin
your hot like oprah
that’s worse than Barbara Streissand
wash, rinse, and repeat.
Halibut…….
“If its not all over the place, it doesn’t deserve to be on your face”……………..
Is this still going on every Wednesday? Anyway, my suggestion is: look at Kevin, go A CHOOOOO!!!!! as hard and loud as you can, then run offscreen.
Or, right before Alison Haislip does The Feed, yell “Feed me with clam sauce, bitch!”.
How about “SASS” for example: “if you sass me one more time…”
Sneaky Snake!
try this “Bitches don’t know ’bout my laser”
here’s my entry… “face cancer” its the new ghey.
man-jingo. Or Mangina.
I has to tinkle, Jive Turkey!
Hope your throat feels better soon olivia don’t talk too much.
“BY GOLLY ITS HARRY POTTER” with a really heavy accent.
Say ” Is that a keg in your pocket because I want to tap that ass.”
snap crackle pop bitches
this is easy … Whackadoo. if you can sneak in giblet too … all the better
try to slip in the phrase: lolumad
Sometimes you cry
Yeep Squee!!
haha this reminds me of “How I met YOur Mother” and how NPH character pays the reporter to say weird things on the news reports she does.
Olivia, you should say “Sdrawkcab gnikaeps em si siht nivek” which is,
“kevin this is me speaking backwards” just to see how he reacts if for
no other reason.
one word. Poopiedoop.
GUNZ!! as in that is gunz which means that is shit
So, there is this joke that sounds like the saying, bow chika bow bow. For those who don’t know what that saying translates too. It pretty much means in a nut shell, sex. Here is the joke.
Q.)What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
A.)Brown chicken brown cow!
The trick is to say brown chicken brown cow in a similar way one says bow chika bow bow.
Next show randomly say, BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!
(and maybe a little sexy time dance)
it was this show called just shoot me and a guy who act like he was crazy would say chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie
how about SNIZZPOD?
Ask kevin “Are you on crack!”
“What has it got in it’s pocketses…….GOLLUM, GOLLUM…..”
OMG I R SO l33T…..
i’m a dope piece of skin.
say “GOAT-C” as in goatse.cx, always good for a laugh.
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
Hmmm, You could say “Cause I Got It Like That!” or “I Got It like That”
“I have a hankerin’ for a Cleveland Steamer!”
“Hi, I’m Olivia Munn and I’m from Mars. What’s your favorite flavor of bowling ball?”
“Protect your nuts!”
“Toot-sweet! Toot-sweet! The wonderful girl and boy treat!”
ask kevin to “if you seek amy”
Rectum? Darn near killed ‘em!
iam not a stalker iam just a ninja warrior!!!!!
Crud Monkey. It’s uber versatile.
“A frozen beer for a frozen drunk.”
whoa, I feel like Palin on Jeopardy!
I shaved my wookie!!
“You’re dumber than applesauce”
“What’s all the hargle bargle?”
That is Awesomesauce
Cooter-dust